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http://wheresmyjetpack.blogspot.com/ - Back when we were kids, the advertising people told us that "in the future" we'd all be free from disease and living in peace, flying around with our own jetpacks. The future is now...and we're still waiting.

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Jesus Tested. Jesus Approved.
Christians join free? Do I have to show my stigmata to prove it? And this guy posing in front of what looks like a Powerpoint presentation, he is Certified Christian? How do I know that if he isn't wearing Tim Tebow bible verses under his eyes? He looks like an anchorman, and we all know the ...
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¿Cómo te Llamas?
I was pleased to find this Flickr set of Bernie Fuchs illustrations. I have learned that Mr. Fuchs was a big deal in the golden era of advertising, when "graphic artist" actually meant "artist." His paintings always evoke the good life that advertising of the 50s and 60s promised, when the ...
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Thrifty Thanksgiving
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Why Does Academia Sometimes Get a Bad Rap?
Because people like this esteemed and smug professor like to "study" shit everyone already knows. You call this research? In my coming Cultural Revolution, not ALL college professors will be sent to re-education camps, but this local genius will be a cobbler's maid, for sure.
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дайте спасибо
I've decided to enter the highly lucrative field of Russian Thanksgiving card design. I hear there are huge fortunes to be made. We focus so much on minority markets and pay very little attention to all the new gold-laden, track-suited, sketchy immigrants among us. After some cursory study, I ...
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Fatass Model Disgusted... Nay, Repulsed!
Squatting on her bathroom scale in utter horror and disbelief, this obese model is REPULSED. Perhaps she can get paid to lose some of that flab. What a disgusting cow.
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Sex it Up with Fragoli
From the people who brought us the image of a naked woman biting a bottle of liquor , comes more in the Super Subtle Style of advertising. In our first ad, five young ladies are enjoying each other's company in a very innocent, friendly way. Five out of five brunettes of varying nationalities ...
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Lizard in a Watering Can
way bigger 11/21/09, 8:45 AM - Wekiva Springs, Florida
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Vehicle Graphics
Designed for an as-yet imaginary vehicle to be used in an as-yet imaginary endeavor. But we traffic in imagination. The emblem on the corner of the trailer is from another imaginary endeavor .
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Match the "Celebrity" with their Bio
T-Mobile and their MyTouch, in association with Google, is reaching out to all you boomers who still think these people are funny. To me this only says T-Mobile is desperate. a. I was an original SNL cast-member, but quit after I imagined the show was all about me. Cocaine will do that to a ...
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The Scapers
A new project*, coming soon from Jetpack Productions. * "Project" is the loose term we give to things that have not been developed in the least, and only exist as a URL and a few vague notions.
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Hug The Mountain - Brand Shatner
Why am always late to the game on these things that have been seen 500,000 times already since May? To put this clip in its proper setting: William Shatner is doing a promo here for some sort of schlock show like "Entertainment Tonight," shilling an upcoming Star Trek movie, probably in the ...
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Starry Eyed Dreamer
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The Mayans Were Romantics, Right?
Bigtastic
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When Today was a Hyphenated Word
This depressing headline is what happens when you let government agencies create the motivational posters. Heads down, the men arrive to their dreary factory jobs in the cold dim of dawn. (Harp SFX as scene goes to black and white. Transition to factory boss rounding up the crew outside the ...
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Hey, Don Draper: Who Mows Your Yard?
Those Who Can't, Critique. "Mad Men" - a Newbie's Take. So I jumped on the "Mad Men" bandwagon only this year, curious to see if it was, as so many say, "The greatest show ever created in the history of creating shows on Earth, or for that matter, the Universe! To include all the shows that ...
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Where's the Glass and Stainless Steel?
Huge image (click for the large) of a graphic design business in Rosslyn, Virginia in 1926, from Shorpy . Witness your roots, Creatives. Note that there are no fire poles, no canoes, no Eames chairs, no Macs, so Starbucks, no cupcakes, no social media strategists, no glass desks, no cubicles ...
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Let's Talk About the Weather
Mine's better than yours.
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The Arrogance of His Heirness
Michael Jordan's son, Marcus, plays basketball for local school the University of Central Florida. That alone tells you Marcus did not inherit his father's skills, as UCF is a perennial "hopeful" in most sports. Nonetheless, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, and Marcus, ...
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Rock Lyrics as Spoken Word
Another random, throwaway creation made possible by the fun diversion known as Xtranormal . I heard this on the way to work and decided it would sound good as a poem. It doesn't really. Rarely do rock lyrics translate well when they are spoken aloud, but this little Lego man puts in a nice ...
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