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• Hamster on a 4 train. • Great billboard for oatmeal. • "What is this, the Lockhorns ?" • Potential Darwin Award nominee . • Lord Kitchener made of 16 meats . • Serena Williams Twitter- pimpin ' for Nabisco. • Palin probably didn't know the mustachioed man on that Iraqi dinar. • Back ...
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( click ad ) I mean, look at that face. AND, he's eating the fucking sky-sicle™ mold, not a sky-sicle™ ice pop. I guess Evel wanted to make damn sure he wasn't out-cooled ( image via ).
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( click ads ) In these latest fairytale executions from the Axe Effect marketing malarkey machine , girlie-smelling young British mooks can look forward to a season of spontaneous snow shags as long as they have an Axe (called Lynx in the UK) "bullet" handy. I wonder, if sprayed directly on ...
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Hetero men: here's 30 seconds of beautiful round female ass-shaking. ( link )
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...and a subhead written on her PJs ( click ad ). $6! But, "they shoot straight and kill." Looks like Janie already knows how to load it. Better let her test it out on her dolly first, though. (ad from a 1913 Saturday Evening Post , image via ). Previously : the instant action Flame Gun .
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( click ad ) Londoner Keeley Hazell, Sun Page 3 girl and muse for millions of UK masturbatory sessions, is the latest chesty D-lister to strip for PETA's anti-fur movement. "Be comfortable in your own skin"—easy for the booby bird to say (image via ). Previous PETA SpokesChests : Pam ...
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( click image ) This is just pathetic. To promote season 3 of Mad Men , New Zealand's Prime TV sent out these cheap, fey imitation Draper dolls to local media types. The url associated with campaign is howDonareyou . If your vibe is anything like this Ken-like pussy, not very . And to you ...
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( click ad, via ) How's this for profiting from disaster? Ad is from 1937, mere months ( weeks? ) after the Hindenburg airship disaster . The copy : " Many of the passengers and crew of the ill-fated "Hindenburg" whose faces were burned were shaved with Schick Shavers during their stay in ...
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• Coco channel . • Anti-condo installation . • Rubber fowl installation . • The Indie Rock Coloring Book —how fucking twee. • The Scrubbing Bubbles ® are not so cute, innocent. • AT&T sics noted 3G expert Luke Wilson on Verizon. • Pics ( above ) from a Russian protest against ...
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Tagged "bring the world into focus," this goofy, cheaply-produced TV spot by Paris agency Publicis Conceil for the magazine of the French daily newspaper doesn't make them look especially worldly or focused. But, it's got a squeezy boob in it—much like the set of stress boobs sitting in ...
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Watch (digital) polar bears fall 30,000 feet to their bloody deaths. ( link )
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( click ads ) Wonderfully empowering print ads for Kellogg's Frosted Flakes ("Sucrilhos" in Brazil) by Leo Burnett Brazil. Because, it IS important for ALL kids—even gay little tigers and ugly little tigresses—to be healthy. And what's healthier than a pint of sugar for breakfast? No matter, ...
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It's the latest installment of Retro Racist Ad of the Week . Previously, Sanka made fun of evil, lazy, stupid Mexicans . Now, an Ivory ad that featured a black porter "as smooth as chocolate custard." ( link )
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(click ad) Nothing to add here, it's all in the stupid headline (ad by Moscow agency Max Brandson , via ). Related : a round-up of anti-drunk driving ambient ads inside public bathrooms. Related : Drunk-driving Lindsay Lohan mugshot . Related : the drunk googly-eyed VW Beetle .
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( click ad ) Is that you, Virginia Wade? Ra-ther sexist print ad via online site InterCasino advertising the chance to win free tix to the AEGON Masters Tennis Tournament —a men's only affair—December 1-6 at London's Royal Albert Hall. Doing creaky Ben-Gay battle will be former greats Aussie ...
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If you've ever wanted to see Nelson Mandela, Mother Teresa, and the Dalai Lama jam as a funky jazz trio, well this is as close as you're gonna get. Al Gore on cowbell ( kidding )! ( link )
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( click ad ) "120,000 unplanned babies are born in Britain every year...So when the stork arrives, make sure he's a welcome visitor." It's rare these days—and nonexistent in the US—that you see a condom ad that actually presents the main fucking selling point of the product. I've seen two ...
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" Play With Gas ." To promote its MiTo Turbo GPL , The Italian automaker, via Milan web agency Fabbrica Virali, enlisted the choir from La Schola Cantorum S. Maria degli Angeli to fuck with Mozart's Requiem (his last composition) . Quite childish, but still better than most of the shitty ...